Boy in a tea cup

Swim the uphill river, boy
Watch out for the poison koi
Lethal ducks will pass you by
Tricky, yes, but you must try

Mind the mermaids over there
Just ignore their breasts so bare
Even though the sight is sweet
Pass them by, don’t even greet

Oh my word, here comes the log
On it sits the magic frog
Slimy, full of tricks, he is
Do not try to touch him, please

In the distance is the end
Winning is a noble trend
Kick your legs, boy, swim swim swim
One day you will reach the rim

Star Travel

Come this way, no, that’s too far
Watch out for that moving star
Constellation Alpha Tau
Up ahead, you clumsy cow

Speed of light is much too slow
Press the button there marked “GO”
Now we’re speeding to our goal
We must play our jolly roles

See the planet over there?
That’s the one with Satan’s lair
Hot and burning, doomed and black
Seems we’ve slightly gone off track

Hard to starboard, turn that wheel
Slight confusion I now feel
Can you tell me where we are?
Lost we are, but not by far

Lose the stupid stare, my dear
I know what you want to hear
Promises of love’s delight
Trust me when I say I’m right

Never will my hands be yours
Get your ass up from the floor
Bake a cake or throw some dough
Sweep the floor but take it slow

Come now, woman, don’t be shy
I don’t want to see you cry
Someday you might be my wife
Lose the temper, lose that knife

There’s the outer stairs, my dear
I know what you like to fear
Promises of violent fight
Trust me when I say goodnight